Monday, February 07, 2005

Whole Foods Does a Body Damn Good

I can't even explain the evening I just had. That's right I just got home at 12:02 and boy do I have a story for you. Long story kinda short. Went grocery shopping at Whole Foods, I was craving their crab cakes. After I placed my order for two crab cakes.(one for dinner and one for lunch tomorrow) Some guy walks up behind me and states that his home crab cakes are much better than Whole Foods. I giggle because he has sort of an accent. I turn around and there is this fuckin adonis standing behind me. 6'3" muscular, nice teeth, great hands, broad shoulders, nice bone structure he had the most AWESOME scar over his eye. He was so sexy and I figured he was some health nut that takes pity on fat girls and was trying to make some chit chat. We converse, luckily I was still in cute work clothes, my pink and brown ensemble was quit stunning, I was kinda embarrased because he approached me from the back which is not my best side. Anyhoo I flirt on shakey ground of course and tell him he will have to have me over for dinner some time. He suggest tonite, I refuse. I take risk, but calculated risk and going home with some hot bodied European only to be found sodomized in a gutter three months from now with my limbs missing is not my idea of a calcualted risk.
He insist, he figures we are both here buying things for dinner, we are hungry, we both like crab cakes and he doesn't live too far from here. MMM my mind dances with all the possibilities, what is he after, sex of course. Does he have a big hog? What country is he from, is he a good kisser? Am I really gonna have dinner cause christ I am starving. I decide I will come over for dinner, I will follow behind him in my car as long as I can have his information. He was perplexed but I said, give me your full name, I want to see your license, I want your cell phone number and I would ask for a paystub but I doubt you have one of those on you. In fact he did, lol. He went to get his taxes prepared before coming here. Perfect. I call a friend and give her some of the scoop. I lied and told her I was going on a blind date and here was this guys info. If she didn't hear from me by tomorrow, call the cops, tell my mom I love her and I am sorry for the all the sex toys and porn she will find in my apartment.
I also thought it would be nice to pay for the groceries since he was "cooking". He was impressed by that for some reason, We all know why he was impressed with that, because a skinny bitch that got picked up in Whole Foods wouldn't offer thats why. lol. well maybe an ugly skinny bitch would.
I hop in my car follow him for a few miles, I try and memorize where we are going. Just in case I survive an attack or something and have to take the cops to his dungeon. But a little part of me is hoping he is normal, just looking for dinner and sex. I decide in the car, well I decided 5 seconds after meeting him that he was completly fuckable. but I decided if he made a move tonite I would fuck him. While driving I fantasize about him, I am getting wet and then my IPOD that is transmitting thru my radio starts to play that song from Silence of the Lambs. Granted I was playing my movie soundtrack playlist but it was still creepy. You know the one, where the guy is dancing in front of a camera and takes his cock and puts it in between his legs , AHHHH. Goodbye Horses. I start to freak out. Hello this bastard could be a gender confused fuck that wants to make a skin suit out of me. But then I talk my self out of it cause this guy is white. I am black therefore the skin suit wouldn't match. Can you believe my retard logic? First thing I will head to his bathroom and check if has a large amount of lotion.
Well we reach his condo, I must say it was nice. We decided crab cakes would be too much work so we have some sort of stir fry, It was good. I drank some wine, trying to get my wits about me. Dinner was ready, I was all of a sudden not very hungry. I ask all these questions. He is 29 from Yugoslavia, the scar is from a childhood accident, he likes black women. There were not alot of them where he grew up, so he has always been curious, and he has a thing for large breast. Well fuck me and stick a lollipop in my ass, this is his lucky day. Dinner is over, I didnt eat much, it was good but hunger for food was overridden by my hunger for his cock. He had changed before cooking into this white teeshirt and lounge pants and damn was he fine. His ass was nice, nicer than I orginally estimated. This son of a bitch was fine as hell.
We go over to the couch he got a couple movies from Netflix and we choose one. He pops it in and we chill on the couch. We sit close enough to each other on the couch, we are comfortable with one another. He comments on my lips and says they are beautiful and he would like to kiss them. Well what is a girl to do? I lean over and kiss him, okay he may be one of THE best kissers I have ever experienced. I was wearing a low cut v-neck shirt so my tits were easily excessable, before I knew it they were in his mouth. His tongue was amazing. He gripped my breast and must have sucked on it for 10 mins straight, he was not lying about loving breast. We kiss some more. I pause the movie. Before I know it his cock is in my mouth. Foreskin, not my cock of choice but I should have figured since he was born in Europe. DOH!
He is a talker. Oh I love the way you suck my cock. Your lips feel great on my cock. You really like this don't you? Fuck this is the best head. Where do you want me to cum? blah blah blah. I am thinking do you want to have a fucking conversation or you want to me to suck your cock? The accent at this point was no longer hot just annoying so I figured I better put his mouth to work. We make it to the bedroom. My panties abandoned somewhere in the living room. We are both completely naked and he spread my legs and plays with my clit with his hands, still all this talking and I can't concentrate on cumming. oh your pussy looks so inviting, i want to fuck it, your pussy is so wet, i love looking it at it. i want to taste it, are you going to cum for me, ah your black pussy is so beautiful, ah you are shaved i love it, blah blah blah. he was very visual or something, the lights were bright as hell and he kept concentrating on every part of my body. oh i love your hair, ah your lips, when i saw your ass in the store i had no idea it would look this good. blah blah blah. and what is it with guys, when you take your pants off some of them say. "well what do we have here?" its called a pussy. pussy meet hot guy, hot guy meet pussy, now lets fuck, jeezuz.
I tell him to use his mouth and he goes to town on my clit with his tongue. This is more like it. In very little time I cum. Its his turn and I suck him off until he has to cum. He was very grateful.
I am satified at this point, I don't need to be fucked because his tongue and fingers were really nice. I was intrigued cause his dick had this awesome upward tilt and I thought that would hit spot just perfect but I didn't want to be greedy. I start getting dressed and says he wants to watch the movie with me. Oh okay, I was gonna leave but I stay to watch the movie in my shirt and panties. After the movie I start to find my pants and shoes. I put on my pants and he says, where are you going. I want to fuck you before you go. Really?!? We work our way to the bedroom again. He tells me to get undressed. I play with his cock until its hard. He gets a condom. Tongues my clit for a little while and then slides his cock in. Before I know it, he starts pounding me. There was so much force behind each thrust. It was the perfect speed, he was getting so deep, I was so wet, all I felt was pleasure. My legs were damn near behind my head. I never knew I was so flexible. He didn't talk at all, he just worked me over, he was so powerful. This Rasputin bastard, fucked like a champ. He told me to turn over and he fucked me so hard. He began to spank me. It was erotic, I have never been into pain but this was fucking fun. I was screaming. "fuck me, fuck me, deeper, harder!". He finally grapped me by the hair and got a few good pumps in. I told him I was cumming and on cue he came as well.
Who knew shopping at Whole Foods would have so many benifits. On my way home he called to make sure I made it home safe. He said he wants to see me tomorrow. I was taken aback. I think I may have found a steady dick, I can't take that hard pounding too often. I suspect I will be soar tomorrow and have black and blue bruises all over my ass but thats not too bad considering I could have been dead.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love you fat chick! I am also a sexy fat chick and I love that you enjoy the dick every bit as much as I do! DAMN RIGHT we can pull some fine guys, mmmm.

You are the shit. Love your blog!

Tuesday, 08 February, 2005  
Blogger Molly said...

LMAO! Damn, girl, tell it. Came across your blog and gotta say, I'm feelin' ya!

Monday, 21 February, 2005  
Blogger Chicka * Cosmo said...

wow...now I now where to go for crab cakes! & I dont even like'em!
great blog!

Wednesday, 02 March, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY FAT CHICK! JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE YOUR BLOG, IT MAKES ME SO HORNY WHEN I'M AT WORK NET SURFING THAT I RUSH HOME TO FUCK MY BOYFRIEND! DON'T STOP WITH THE BRUTAL HONESTY IT'S GREAT. BUT WHY SO FEW ENTRIES? ;( OH BY THE WAY, THE ANAL PIECE INSPIRED ME TO GET IT ON ANALLY WITH MY NOT-SO-EXPERIENCED BOYFRIEND AND JESUS THANK YOU!!!

Friday, 15 April, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dudesse, you need to update way more freqwently!

Saturday, 30 April, 2005  
Blogger Pisser said...

"Fuck me and stick a lollipop in my ass" - bwahahah! Love it! I would like to regale the ex with that one but I shall not as he would offer to do so posthaste o_0

Thursday, 12 May, 2005  
Blogger Chronicles Of The Sexy Fat Chick said...

I really like your blog. we happen to have the same name for our blogs. FINALLY a fat chick thats isn't crying about everthing. Get your girlfriend

Tuesday, 09 August, 2005  
Blogger Shay said...

OMG I fucking love you! You're hilarious and know how to tell a story without censoring yourself. GREAT blog. It's nice to finally have found another sexy fat chick who loves the dick as much as I do! Most of "us" are so worried about "he'll see my rolls"..bleh! Get over it already,lol.

Monday, 14 November, 2005  

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